Sunday, 13 October 2013

The Cloth (2013)



"Somebody slap me in the face with the Devil's nutsack!" If you thought it was impossible for exorcism movies to get any worse than The Devil Inside, then ye have little faith. The Cloth is rapidly shaping up in terms of public opinion (check the movie forums) as not just the worst exorcism movie ever made, but perhaps the worst film ever made per se.

To read my review go here.

2 comments:

Wes M said...

Wow, 1 star out of 10 ! It does sound absolutely terrible though and what's more it's deeply depressing that 4 million bucks was poured into this. I often think a few micro budgeted films could have been bankrolled with this kind of money and the chances are one of them might be a decent, worthwhile effort (à la The Blair Witch Project). For what it's worth I watched Machete recently, for the first time, and I thought it was dreadful especially Danny Trejo who was absolutely wooden and about as enigmatic as a blocked toilet...

Jon Towlson said...

It is pretty bad, Wes. Although the 4 million dollar budget is 'estimated', and I can't see how it really cost anything like that much!